Non Sequitur - 23

Without sun days revolve around the earth and, though it is subtle, approach infinity.

Non Sequitur - 22

Going around the bend through the ideology of the mind's eye reduces carbohydrates, but only on Wednesdays and red squares.

Non Sequitur - 21

Possible flatulence embellishes my causal connections, though only through maple syrup.

Non Sequitur - 20

iEat, iPray, iLove.

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Tree trunks made of tulips breezily dance with cement rhinos, but only because lips don't eat the seeds of grain.

Non Sequitur - 18

Tree frogs float away on clouds of liquified apathy.

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I was like "bam," and then she was like "bam," and then he was like "bam." We was bamming all over the place.

Non Sequitur - 16

Carrots recoil at the sight of long-toothed hippies, a situation that typically results in the turnips taking some offense.

Non Sequitur - 15

Without trying, the giant's nervous system hit for the cycle at the company softball game.

Non Sequitur - 14

The fenders of benders render fat more tender.

Non Sequitur - 13

Eats, prays, and leaves.

Non Sequitur - 12

Plums swipe at passing flies to pass the time.

Non Sequitur - 11

When trees weep for the goats of yore you know it is time to pass the mashed potatoes.

Non Sequitur - 10

Without peace how will the doves fly?

Non Sequitur - 9

Trees and shrubs exhort and proselytize as they make their way through rainbows on their way to heaven.

Non Sequitur - 8

People wink and diamonds think.

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Most pregnant zebras cavort in marshmallow fluff while reading.

Non Sequitur - 6

"Help me, help me" yelled the amoeba, who at that moment happened to be frolicking with his friends, all of whom were waiting to eat the biggest lobster dinner of their lives.

Non Sequitur - 5

We three fish of my mother's womb eat canned corn and drink pitch-forks while the sun sets over Manhattan.

Non Sequitur - 4

All of the apples in the world wouldn't help a reverse capitalized bank.

Non Sequitur - 3

Full bottles of water waste no money.

Non Sequitur - 2

Politics is what you eat.

Non Sequitur - 1

We jumped up and spat nails until we broadcast our attitudes into the great unknown.

Non Sequitur

Non sequitur.