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Festooned fascist balaclava's forge forgetful conceits before the alters of gorges.

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Spangled banners span concepts of human nature, though only because of Marx's opulence.

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Fancy trollops float truths through cement as easily as peaches protrude from plums.

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Halucinations based in reality create temperate climes of which I can only imagine seeing in my dreams.

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Trenches carrying gold bouillon flow freely under the farm's urban core.

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unHistorical histories of the hijacking of hirsute hijras dance towards the moon on clouds of hope and humiliation.

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Marbled positivist epistemologies attack Marxist ontologies with such vigour that they both recede into the darkness of the future.

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Ani DiFranco is Carly Simon is Nancy Sinatra is Dusty Springfield.

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Pax Canadiana

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Withheld witholdings remit remittances.

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Taxation redacts the summers of our tree's history while usurping withheld withholdings.

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Withholding returns the chair a foistable air donair.

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Frosty forthright fellows follow frosty forthright fellows forward through frosty forthright fellowship, at least on those famous purple Tuesdays when hate aligns with sorrow and pain with tenderness, a non-continuous event of ursine magnitude but odiferous density.

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Potato ripples skim the surface of sorrow.

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Plutonium farts.

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Person 1: What's for dinner?
Magic 8 Ball: As I see it yes.

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Apple pie walruses contemplate fences basking among the upbraided tofu.

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The rain in Spain is drain lo mein.

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Without sun days revolve around the earth and, though it is subtle, approach infinity.

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Going around the bend through the ideology of the mind's eye reduces carbohydrates, but only on Wednesdays and red squares.

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Possible flatulence embellishes my causal connections, though only through maple syrup.

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iEat, iPray, iLove.

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Tree trunks made of tulips breezily dance with cement rhinos, but only because lips don't eat the seeds of grain.

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Tree frogs float away on clouds of liquified apathy.

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I was like "bam," and then she was like "bam," and then he was like "bam." We was bamming all over the place.

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Carrots recoil at the sight of long-toothed hippies, a situation that typically results in the turnips taking some offense.

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Without trying, the giant's nervous system hit for the cycle at the company softball game.

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The fenders of benders render fat more tender.

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Eats, prays, and leaves.

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Plums swipe at passing flies to pass the time.

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When trees weep for the goats of yore you know it is time to pass the mashed potatoes.

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Without peace how will the doves fly?

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Trees and shrubs exhort and proselytize as they make their way through rainbows on their way to heaven.

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People wink and diamonds think.

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Most pregnant zebras cavort in marshmallow fluff while reading.

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"Help me, help me" yelled the amoeba, who at that moment happened to be frolicking with his friends, all of whom were waiting to eat the biggest lobster dinner of their lives.

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We three fish of my mother's womb eat canned corn and drink pitch-forks while the sun sets over Manhattan.

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All of the apples in the world wouldn't help a reverse capitalized bank.

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Full bottles of water waste no money.

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Politics is what you eat.

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We jumped up and spat nails until we broadcast our attitudes into the great unknown.

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